There it was on Groupon: An ad. In my quick scan I saw "Ticket, Speed, Indy Speed". I HAD IT! I had stumbled upon exactly the groupon I needed.
Then I read it a little more closely.
One, Two, or Four Tickets to a Speed-Dating Event From Indy Speed Date (Up to 58% Off) Over 200 bought
This is not exactly what I thought it was.
On a side note, why exactly do you need two or four tickets to a speed dating event?